These are some of my old random status from facebook that I got board and put onto this. So yup yup, enjoy my randomness :)
Has (according to Alexa) had a lot of helmet moments today, some greater than others Is hungry but doesn't feel like looking for something to eat... :P I guess I'm out of luck then Ate 4 tortillas (2 of them taco's) today :P why do they have to be so good?! The world may never know......I just wish they weren't so bad for you haha Has very blueish/greenish hands from making cascarones :D haha I'm always the only one in my family to get so messy every year Is eating pop rocks, even now that I'm 14 they still amuse me so much-then again I get amused easy My brain is moving at 1 MPH...... Says I never thought that I'd run in a parking lot barefooted in the rain. LOL it was pretty intense rain too, I got soaked Really needs to finish my English assignment due today, I started working on it last nigh. I'm a procrastinator and I fully admit it Is having a surprise party right now for Alexa in a different dimension :D Happy birthday Alexa!!! Get's distracted WAY to easy-oh look a bird!-Oh yeah. Focus, focus, focus...hmm I'm hungry... If anyone texts me in the morning, I might respond, but it will only be jibberish as one of my friends found out yesterday when he text me at 8am and I'd gone to bed at 4 LOL Is eating a peanut butter and Jelly sandwich and chocolate milk, I feel like a little kid again LOL Now has a kiddie pool in my backyard LOL Didn't realize that today was Monday at first. LOL summer tends to throw me off, well maybe thats just cuz I'm Sam LOL Old English is funny, especially when me and Alexa are talking “Glances aren't very helpful. They tend to see things that aren't true, so you have to take a look, not a glance." ALEXA: So I realized that MUHAHAHA is really just a MU + HAHAHA. MU being the sound people make when doing a fake kiss and HAHAHA is the sound of laughter. So evil laughter is really just a kiss and laugh. ME: LOL thats amazing Alexa. ALEXA: Tis true. Got 100 notifications in the past 24 hours. Thanks Johnny ME: "And we'll name the door, Dory." DYLAN: "And the window over the door will be Nemo." ME: "Why would it be Nemo?.......Oh. Wow, I'm smart..." Hmmm...my room does have a floor. Who knew? Thinks the Jell-o commercials make me want to eat Jell-o, even though I really don't like jell-o, it just looks good. Also, jell-o always reminds me of drama in 5th grade LOL. The Radio Show Soap is mean. You accidentally get some in your eyes and it decided to be a poop face and sting. Haha I always forgets that this shirt has glow in the dark stars on it. It never fails to surprise me haha My sister just randomly decided to make bacon. Nothing else, just turkey bacon. Haha When someone says "Hey guess what?" Doesn't it make you want to try and guess? Alexa seams to think its strange that when ever she asks me that I always ask for a hint, haha Alexa has mad skills in my dreams Just lost all my texting buddies to the same thing-sleep. So what they have to wake up at 6AM? I'm much more important then sleep. JK Oh nice = the ALMOST perfect response to EVERYthing. Me texting Stacey. ME: "I told Marcy that I think you public school friends of mine enjoy the fact that I have to wake up early on Fridays and be getting homework a little TOO much, haha." Stacey: "No I miss your lack of pain waking up... every other day." Ah friendship. LOL "Haha I have learned to not even try to argue with you Aleza. Or I try, and I use my confusing to throw you off for a little while, but in the end, the cannibal always eats me." I think algebra was created to mess me up. Super long problems + lots of numbers + letters + a billion symbols=one confused sam. LOL. At least i'm done now :-) Yay "If I call you Edward its not a complement." Alexa the next day: "I look like Edward in this pic." Alexa walks up and says: "Hey Sham." Me: "Hey." Alexa: "Hey Sham!" Me: "Uh, hey." Alexa: "Hey SHAM." Me confused: "Hi!" Alexa: "Hey SHAM!!!" *pokes me when says Sham.* Realizing what I'm suppose to do I say: "Oh, WOW!" *Alexa walks off satisfided* I'm a Sham WOW according to Alexa. Haha It’s mornings like this that kinda make me wish I liked coffee...and wore make up. Haha but now its time for school "Random people add spice to the world, just imagine how bland everything would be with out us." Stacey and I "celebrated" Columbus day today and had an iceing fight. Fun stuff haha "A line is like a road... you never know where it goes. It can lead to adventure and fun. Depends on the people taking the path. So lead the way! Down the path of fun we go!" -Alexa Mendoza haha I love bill millers tea, but its not so fun to wear. I need to go change now Haha “Lalalalalala..." "Whats with all the lalala's?" "I'm walking...and I always say lalala." "Oh." Random texting conversation FYI I forgot who I was talking to though haha, P.S I'm the one who said Lalala :D big surprise haha Its kinda random to go to the store and find a bunch of people in costumes, and not little kids. Funny, and random. :) And now we have candy, that most likely we'll eat more of it then give it away haha Me: "So whats up?" Andrew: "Changing the clocks back an hour." Me: "What? NOOOOOOOOOO! I don't want that to happen, grr." Andrew: "You gain an hour." Me: "Oh. I'm all good then." yup, thats my smartness right there haha Pie :-) not math, apples haha Rainy day + lots of puddles + cloth shoes + pants a little too long = very cold Sammie When I was watching the series ending of Monk, all I could keep thinking every time I saw Trudy was, "Hmm its Jan." Why is it when I have food (and only when I have food) all the pets are wanting to be my best friend? LOL "Are pomogranets really worth $3?" "Well, they're good for you." "Churches Chicken is good for you. Good for your soul." Haha black shirt + whitte cat = fail. LOL Do you feel like your 15???" "Not really, well I'm sleepy but just cuz I woke up early." "That doesn't count..." "Yeaaaah I didn't think so." haha. Thanks for all the birthday wishes everyone! Had a great day yesterday A sleepover lacking in sleep, filled with lots of candy and soda to keep us going, laughing till our sides hurt and we cried, prank calls, putting peoples phones in spanish, confusing people via text, lots of random pictures, crashing in our clothes and never putting on pj's, haha good times at my fake quinceanera with friends Hahaa I love my Grandma she makes me laugh so much. She said I looked very "hip" today LOL Why is it when ever I come home from shopping with Becca I have all my least fav songs stuck in my head I don't think I can ever get tired of eating Bill Millers, Chick-Fil-A, and Jamba Juice Whoa has anyone been outside tonight? Its like not that cold but you can see your breath :) oh its the little things in life that amuse me Haha Doing math in pen. Not your smartest move Sam. The pens in English class never fail to surprise me Haha Has been BRBed again...Stacey and Alexa combined I've been BRBed 4 times in the past 30 min The thunder and lightning last night put on a show worthy of a creepy movie. So, Anaiah and I decided that the statement, "Good-night sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite." Is kinda weird/gross. It's like saying you have bugs in your bed, make sure they don't bite you-even though you're asleep. So, we're trying to make a new statement to fill the place of the one we're getting rid of from our vocabulary. :D any suggestions?